Dear Diary,
I am sitting here on my bed after disemboweling my teddy bear. Its fluffy white guts strewn about the bedroom as a gift to my human. She loves decorating the house so I know she's gonna love how I've helped her. All the white guts are so pretty, I have to roll around all over them and bask in my accomplishments. Now the teddy bear is just a limp, raggedy shell with holes in the head and butt where I can stick my snout into to retrieve the rest of it's guts. It's so cool. I am gonna play shaken baby syndrome with it later to make sure it isn't really alive. For now I must rest.
~Lola
2 comments:
rest up Lola we have a hot date tomorrow. Pick you up at 4:30 doll!
love aunt kelly.
dang, i'm jealous! have fun. you're the best dog sitter/walker on the planet! for reals.
xoxo
~dawn!
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